Thursday, April 06, 2006

soon, they will overrun us.....



in most domestic households you'l find a little unobtrusive domestic animal. quietly sitting there, biding his time. waiting for that moment that you turn your unsuspecting back on him. as soon as you look away, this little animal will try its utmost to be the harvester of sorrow, getting back to for all those untold times that he wanted affection, or wanted to go for a walk or a drive in the family sedan (if you have one of those, me i still have the sportsmodel ;) remember that time that he tried shagging your leg.....your going to regret kicking him away. look closely at this clip.....and understand the pain and torture your lillte fido will wreak on you next time you forget to feed him. for illustration purposes, i have called fido male....beware the female domestic animal. they are worse....they remember everything and they will collect payment on every slight. i am sure somewhere there's an elder council of animals, keeping a careful track of what we do to them. i reckon soon we'll be running around on little wheels, whilst a hamster in a medical coat tries to produce electrical current out of some body orifice.....all hail the animal kingdom

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