I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.....

so, a while ago i posted on going out to clubs here and not being allowed in because they require more girlie's than men. even acting like a gay couple will not let you in. so to get in you need to have women in your group. which led me to thinking, either go through earlier and get stupid drunk, so that when the time comes that you have enough dutch courage to actually try to engage a lady in light hearted banter, all that comes out of your mouth is a nothing at all like the witty, charming conversation you had all planned in your head. so that idea went out the in tray as soon as it came in. i couldnt really come up with failsafe plan to succed in my endeavour, so i went to the internet to solve my problem. and lo and behold, the mighty internet hears and answers my prayers!! this clip i found and now the problem is.....how do they do that!??!! can i learn it and where do i go to learn? obviously jaco will be the one doing the gender changing as i am way to butch and macho to ever bee seen for a girlie. ( and i think it will feel just too weird doing it) ok ok ok, so im not really all butch and macho, its a good excuse though....

posted by dewaldt