So I escorted this really pretty girl to a restaurant the other day and after some drinks we were ready to order our main course, when it finally arrived we indulged ourselves in some fine dining.
…then it hit me, like a bullet through my brain…..
EVERY goddamn time I take a bite of my fine choice off the menu, the bloody waitron comes along, obviously seeing that im incapable of saying anything, and asks us if we are enjoying our food, if everything is in order or if he could get us anything else!!!!
So being incapable of saying anything what do you do……? Smile and nod!!!!!!!
WHY!!!!!
I think I might be on to something with this one….
The only conclusion I can come up with is that all waitrons over the world are sent on a secret training course to deliberately do just that!!
If a customer cant say anything then there would quite obviously be nothing for him to complain about!!
mmmm…. Would like to here your thoughts on this one?
2 comments:
Nono, you see it goes like this... They see you walking in with your pretty date, get jealous, and then continue on to take bets on who can make you look like a nana in front of her the fastest *efg* Glad to hear you two are having such a blast!
Oh so true, there has to be some secret society of watrons that teach these people how to piss you off. Their timing is astonishing, i have even seen one of these creatures ask us on a table of 6 people at exactly the time when all of us were having a bite to eat. Madness i tell you.
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