Profound thoughts.........

Did you ever stop and wonder......

* Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'llsqueeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

* Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'mgoing to eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."

* Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn thetoast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

* Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

* Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, butdon't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

* Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when youget undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

* Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They'reboth dogs!

* Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

* If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me!!!!)

* If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made fromvegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

* If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

* Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have thesame tune?

* Stop singing and read on . . .. . . .. . . .. .

* Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

* Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he bitesyou, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

* Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrivefaster?