health and safety....

oraait, if i fall over my feet once more today, if i stumble over some miniscule object lying on the ground...if i so much as even look as though i want to trip over my own feet running up the stairs....i think i will have to do something about my clumsiness. i keep falling, tripping and stumbling over the feet i have owned for the past 27 years. personally i would think that i would have figured out the walking/running thing by now. obviously i havnt. maybe i didnt pay attention when they were teaching "your feet and how to use them" or maybe was "sick." this is cuurently the most irritating thing that i'm struggling with. running up the escalotors.....and hey, there i fall. maybe i can trade them in somewhere? anyone know of a place i can do it? in cape town i could have gone to tygerberg hospital, if i was feeling like a daredevil. then again, i might have walked out there with my arms attached to my ass. half the fun lies in the uncertainty of what is coming or what you're getting, i know, but i think on this one i will pass. maybe i can get little trainer feet to attach to my current pair of legs? i will have to further investigate this unexplicable phenomana(?) of me falling over my own damn feet!! i cant wait to see what happens when i get older.....should get more and more interesting as the time goes by. oraait, i'm off to go for some one on one lessons on how to walk properly.